This blog is a flurry of randomess all from the mind of a twisted Scorpio.

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getbellsgetbitches:

a-little-more-me-needed:

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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Hufflepuff wins

i am literally hufflepuff and slytherin mixed

(Source: kimberleymeeganjane, via marshmallowfluff-crossing)

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

(via dumblr--feminist)

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

(Source: , via dumblr--feminist)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D

worldofthecutestcuties:

Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D

(via dumblr--feminist)

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

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Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.



…. OR
Heres an idea!
Go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn, and you lot are whining about “SCHOOLS UNFAIR  CHANGE LESSON TIMES”

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.

…. OR

Heres an idea!

Go to bed at a reasonable hour.

Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn, and you lot are whining about “SCHOOLS UNFAIR  CHANGE LESSON TIMES”

Anonymous said: Ok oka, what did Jontron do this time? I saw a cunt talking some shit about him, but since I was already having my quota of feminism and SJ bullshit, I unfollowed her, so I didn't see all the thing.

dumblr—feminist:

ihavepaintedmyschween:

jackie-the-artist:

dumblr--feminist:

I literally have no idea who Jontron is so can’t help you. Anyone else?

Well i think two weeks ago he said the word Retard, but im not sure on anything else. He probably made a joke about bimbos or something.

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This is what they’re flipping their shit over as far as I can tell.

So I had things to say and of course things were said back to me. [x]

What? THIS is why they are upset? And you people said he’s an internet COMEDIAN right so WHY ARE THEY EVEN TAKING HIM SERIOUSLY!?

Because being a straight white comedian in todays society in unacceptable no matter what it seems?

Anonymous said: Ok oka, what did Jontron do this time? I saw a cunt talking some shit about him, but since I was already having my quota of feminism and SJ bullshit, I unfollowed her, so I didn't see all the thing.

dumblr--feminist:

I literally have no idea who Jontron is so can’t help you. Anyone else?

Well i think two weeks ago he said the word Retard, but im not sure on anything else. He probably made a joke about bimbos or something.

laugh-addict:

hotboyproblems:

asian:

madonalds:

supniccuh:

embarrassment:

angel:

omgwang:

DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID FOR PLAYING APPS
There’s this thing called feature points and basically what you do is you play apps and for each app, feature points gives you points and you can redeem the points into Amazon, iTunes gift cards or Paypal. 
And every app that you download, you get 1 extra chance to win a xBox one
I don’t use amazon or iTunes so I got paypal instead, see!
HOW TO SIGN UP
To sign up go to featurepoints.com on your iphone/andriod phone to start with 0 points, or use this link http://featu.re/ZXS4P7
to get 50 bonus points when you sign up
OR use the referral code ZXS4P7 to get 50 bonus points if you dont use the link above
++ If you did this, please like this post so I can check out your blog! 
and if you have any questions, feel free to check the faq or inbox me!

omg I just made $5 at lunch from downloading apps wtf

Just bought Beyonce’s new album with the iTunes card I got from this. Fucking love you Jason :D

this is probably the best thing i joined since tumblr. Thank you so much. 

I never knew I could make money for doing what I regularly do, this is genius!


this is actually so good i’ve made over $50 from this!

IT WORKS!I got 50 bucks already for a few hours :)

laugh-addict:

hotboyproblems:

asian:

madonalds:

supniccuh:

embarrassment:

angel:

omgwang:

DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID FOR PLAYING APPS

There’s this thing called feature points and basically what you do is you play apps and for each app, feature points gives you points and you can redeem the points into Amazon, iTunes gift cards or Paypal. 

And every app that you download, you get 1 extra chance to win a xBox one

I don’t use amazon or iTunes so I got paypal instead, see!

HOW TO SIGN UP

To sign up go to featurepoints.com on your iphone/andriod phone to start with 0 points, or use this link http://featu.re/ZXS4P7

to get 50 bonus points when you sign up

OR use the referral code ZXS4P7 to get 50 bonus points if you dont use the link above

++ If you did this, please like this post so I can check out your blog! 

and if you have any questions, feel free to check the faq or inbox me!

omg I just made $5 at lunch from downloading apps wtf

Just bought Beyonce’s new album with the iTunes card I got from this. Fucking love you Jason :D

this is probably the best thing i joined since tumblr. Thank you so much. 

I never knew I could make money for doing what I regularly do, this is genius!

this is actually so good i’ve made over $50 from this!

IT WORKS!I got 50 bucks already for a few hours :)

(Source: asian, via sodamnrelatable)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via totally-relatable)

smash-chu:

smash-chu:

smash-chu:

smash-chu:

smash-chu:

smash-chu:

Here’s for all of you who can’t read whats on the image ( i won’t blame you, my handwriting isn’t very good ) or just want a bit more details.
- - Smash-chu,s 100 Followers Giveaway! - -
Rules :
- You have to be following me.
- No giveaway specific blogs allowed!
- Only reblogs count!
: The winners will be randomly selected so you may reblog as much as you want! :
!! Ends August 27 !!
Prizes :
Prize 1 : 1 Color palette drawing & 2 Simple colored drawings
Prize 2 : 1 Simple colored drawing & 1 Quick binary doodle
Prize 3 : 1 Simple colored drawing
! Important !
I won’t draw any fetish or sexually themed things or characters.
I can draw humans, but I’m not that great at it yet.
Good luck! 
And thanks for all the likes, reblogs and followers! I’m so happy that i reached 100 in such a short amount of time, i didn’t expect it at all! Thank you all so, so much.

Reblogging for you peeps who may have missed this.

Here’s another reblog of this for new or old peeps who may have missed it. Oh and also, it’s about one and half a week left til it ends, just a reminder.

Friendly reminder that the giveaway ends in about four days! Just so you know.

Two days left! A reblog for new peeps and peeps who might of missed this.

Last day to reblog this!!! It’ll end tomorrow so if you haven’t gotten to reblog this and you want to enter the giveaway, this is your last chance!

smash-chu:

smash-chu:

smash-chu:

smash-chu:

smash-chu:

smash-chu:

Here’s for all of you who can’t read whats on the image ( i won’t blame you, my handwriting isn’t very good ) or just want a bit more details.

- - Smash-chu,s 100 Followers Giveaway! - -

Rules :

- You have to be following me.

- No giveaway specific blogs allowed!

- Only reblogs count!

: The winners will be randomly selected so you may reblog as much as you want! :

!! Ends August 27 !!

Prizes :

Prize 1 : 1 Color palette drawing & 2 Simple colored drawings

Prize 2 : 1 Simple colored drawing & 1 Quick binary doodle

Prize 3 : 1 Simple colored drawing

! Important !

won’t draw any fetish or sexually themed things or characters.

can draw humans, but I’m not that great at it yet.

Good luck! 

And thanks for all the likes, reblogs and followers! I’m so happy that i reached 100 in such a short amount of time, i didn’t expect it at all! Thank you all so, so much.

Reblogging for you peeps who may have missed this.

Here’s another reblog of this for new or old peeps who may have missed it. Oh and also, it’s about one and half a week left til it ends, just a reminder.

Friendly reminder that the giveaway ends in about four days! Just so you know.

Two days left! A reblog for new peeps and peeps who might of missed this.

Last day to reblog this!!! It’ll end tomorrow so if you haven’t gotten to reblog this and you want to enter the giveaway, this is your last chance!

coco-n-pipi:

no no no… when your feelings get down.

coco-n-pipi:

no no no… when your feelings get down.

Buuut i bet she didnt get charged for Pedophilia or Incest because shes a woman.

Buuut i bet she didnt get charged for Pedophilia or Incest because shes a woman.

(via mindblownposts)

drwagc:


jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

(Source: guns-and-humor, via ruinedchildhood)