This blog is a flurry of randomess all from the mind of a twisted Scorpio.

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arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!

arise-chicken:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

OKAY OKAY OKAY so you know how certain men are SCARED of testicular cancer checks??? Having a stranger grab their balls? They could do this instead!!!

(Source: srsfunny, via withallhopedead)

withallhopedead:

bromancing-the-stone:

itsmichaeldoan:

OMG I want the Squirtle tank top! 

BULBASAUR

OMG

(Source: puff-to-tuff)

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

(via ruinedchildhood)

tecchen:

that’s gross don’t do that

(via everwood-mermaid)

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(Source: exoergic, via ruinedchildhood)

jackie-the-artist:

Dogs, humans most faithful and adorable companion.

arthuralbionkirkland:

ultrafacts:

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The day has come
that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.
Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

arthuralbionkirkland:

ultrafacts:

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The day has come

that my coffee cup has become more accurate than the weather man.

Sorry dude you’re kinda out of a job now.

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mothfuzzy:

I notice this has been making a few rounds through the internet, but I still want to share it. Very haunting animated short with damn fine poetry.

lifehackable:

More Life Facts Here
aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

(Source: sovietnam, via ruinedchildhood)