This blog is a flurry of randomess all from the mind of a twisted Scorpio.

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anuvia:

indigostarshine:

best-of-funny:

camisadorush:

zoophobiacrazies:

miniminxie:

okatu:

hoLY CRAP

I’ll never be able to keep a straight face when this song comes on….ever…ever again.

I set fiiiiyah

to the rain.

dead

X

I’m laughing so hard my face hurts
I’m gonna do this

OMG IT’S BACK <3

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via muteni)

marsmar-lord-of-mars:

littleasianflower:

krumla:

This is probably the last comic I’m going to make about sexism in GotG, although I still have plenty of other things to poke fun at. (Also, I forgot what Nova Prime wears in the movie and I only found a few pictures of her so I could be wrong…)

Did you even watch the movie you newt?

Gamora proved time and time again that she’s an incredibly capable fighter. I don’t see where you saw that she had to get saved because she was an incompetent fighter. In fact the only two times she really “lost” was when she was electrocuted and when her ship exploded. And also Drax but do you really think it’s that much of an injustice that a massive rage machine of an alien would over power her? That’s like being pissed off that black widow didn’t take down the hulk.

And seriously. Nova Prime? You’re gonna make her seem like the victim of the patriarchy when she runs her own planet because her army was incapable of taking down Ronan before the Guardians did? Do you know how politics works? She went to the Knee government with whom she had a peace treaty with and said “so your dude is killing my people can you stop that?” And they said “nah that’s your problem” then literally DAYS later Ronan is on her front steps moments away from obliterating her planet. She had no warning prior to this minus one single message that was delivered to a lower officer hours before the attack. The ONLY people who were capable of even doing anything helpful were the Guardians and the pirates. And did you see what Ronan did to the fleet that Nova Prime sent? After initially delaying him he just blew right past them because he had a magical planet destroying stone.

Stop making a fucking superhero movie into some feminist fuel you fucking nuisance of a human.

Also why is this chucklefuck mad that Nova Prime wasn’t the one to save everyone with her army? The army itself was composed of unnamed mooks. It would go against story telling logic for the main characters of the movie to be unable to stop the big bad but instead an army that was largely antagonistic to the main characters to be the heros instead. 

And why the fuck is it Groot being represented in the comic rather than Star Lord or something? Groot’s probably the most apolitical character in the entire movie. 

"I’m an assassin that can’t kill or fight"

She did a pretty good job taking on Star Lord at the beginning of the movie. She eventually lost because it turned to 3 against 1 followed by the government itself taking her on. The fight scenes in the prison and her fight with her ‘sister’ should be evidence enough that she’s a capable fighter? 

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

… Well fuck ya’ll then. Im gonna move my birthday back a day…

(via marshmallowfluff-crossing)

stickysheep:

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

same

(via teen-derp)

whatshouldwecallfibro:

prettysickart:

cougarmeat:

panther-caroso:

so for some ungodly reason tumblr staff decided it’d be a good idea to allow flashy gifs or incredibly bright images to be a background for the login screen. a lot of people i know are photosensitive and prone to headaches or other, worse things that can be caused by this. so naturally i wrote a small script to disable those completely. hopefully permanently.
you can find it here. you’ll need the browser extension/addon stylish for it to work, which you should be able to get from the website itself if i remember correctly. hope it helps someone o7

This is seriously so important. I suffer epilepsy and am extremly photosensitive, as I am sure a lot of other epileptics are. Please, spread this around, you could seriously save someone.

For our epileptic followers

Hi everyone! I know this isn’t a funny gif post, but I’m extremely photosensitive and know that many others with fibro are as well. 

whatshouldwecallfibro:

prettysickart:

cougarmeat:

panther-caroso:

so for some ungodly reason tumblr staff decided it’d be a good idea to allow flashy gifs or incredibly bright images to be a background for the login screen. a lot of people i know are photosensitive and prone to headaches or other, worse things that can be caused by this. so naturally i wrote a small script to disable those completely. hopefully permanently.

you can find it here. you’ll need the browser extension/addon stylish for it to work, which you should be able to get from the website itself if i remember correctly. hope it helps someone o7

This is seriously so important. I suffer epilepsy and am extremly photosensitive, as I am sure a lot of other epileptics are. Please, spread this around, you could seriously save someone.

For our epileptic followers

Hi everyone! I know this isn’t a funny gif post, but I’m extremely photosensitive and know that many others with fibro are as well. 

(via marshmallowfluff-crossing)

pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

(Source: iraffiruse, via lil-blizzard)

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

(via dumblr--feminist)

thegeekyqueen:

sassy-aleks:

winterbae1203:

thecursedknight:

the-sandmans-daughter:

asktoothless:

maestrofree:

asktoothless:

So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:
Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer. Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads. 
"WE’RE COMING"
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!

Show us your history.

Here is my email history (i would receive an email if the printer were to print anything) 

Here is my print history


Holy fuckaroni

Bye

Done

u ded

u hella ded

thegeekyqueen:

sassy-aleks:

winterbae1203:

thecursedknight:

the-sandmans-daughter:

asktoothless:

maestrofree:

asktoothless:

So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:

Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer. 
Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads. 

"WE’RE COMING"

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!

Show us your history.

Here is my email history (i would receive an email if the printer were to print anything) 

image

Here is my print history

image

Holy fuckaroni

Bye

Done

u ded

u hella ded

(via muteni)

mywaytoburn:

bloomberrypancakes:

guccipoop:

when you work really hard on a project and forget to bring it to school the day its due.

image

Is that a gay porn gif?

no it’s when you work really hard on a project and forget to bring it to school the day its due.

(via dumblr--feminist)

getbellsgetbitches:

a-little-more-me-needed:

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

image

Hufflepuff wins

i am literally hufflepuff and slytherin mixed

(Source: kimberleymeeganjane, via marshmallowfluff-crossing)

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

(via dumblr--feminist)

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

(Source: , via dumblr--feminist)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D

worldofthecutestcuties:

Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D

(via dumblr--feminist)

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.



&#8230;. OR
Heres an idea!
Go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn, and you lot are whining about &#8220;SCHOOLS UNFAIR  CHANGE LESSON TIMES&#8221;

ultrafacts:

set-phasers-to-gay:

j-to-rule-the-world:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

Well somebody finally gets it!

Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.

…. OR

Heres an idea!

Go to bed at a reasonable hour.

Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn, and you lot are whining about “SCHOOLS UNFAIR  CHANGE LESSON TIMES”

Anonymous said: Ok oka, what did Jontron do this time? I saw a cunt talking some shit about him, but since I was already having my quota of feminism and SJ bullshit, I unfollowed her, so I didn't see all the thing.

dumblr—feminist:

ihavepaintedmyschween:

jackie-the-artist:

dumblr--feminist:

I literally have no idea who Jontron is so can’t help you. Anyone else?

Well i think two weeks ago he said the word Retard, but im not sure on anything else. He probably made a joke about bimbos or something.

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This is what they’re flipping their shit over as far as I can tell.

So I had things to say and of course things were said back to me. [x]

What? THIS is why they are upset? And you people said he’s an internet COMEDIAN right so WHY ARE THEY EVEN TAKING HIM SERIOUSLY!?

Because being a straight white comedian in todays society in unacceptable no matter what it seems?